hotpockets 

A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."

"Are your hotpockets cold in the middle? Yes, they're frozen!"

hotpockets by Bobby Robert August 6, 2006

german hotpockets 

a german hotpocket is when a male shits in a womans vagina then eats her out till she's clean.

i dont know why my girl likes german hotpockets so much but i dont think i can do them much longer

german hotpockets by marllamallama May 27, 2009

jameslikes.hotpockets 

Jameslikes.hotpockets is a very cool nice person! Although they have mental health problems

Hey you know Jameslikes.hotpockets?
Hell ya! They are amazing!

jameslikes.hotpockets by Pricklypickle August 17, 2021

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

Tasmanian Hotpocket by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

Egyptian Hotpocket by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

houston hotpocket 

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.

houston hotpocket by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

West Virginia Hotpocket 

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.

Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone

West Virginia Hotpocket by dirty harold January 20, 2019