hotpockets

A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."

"Are your hotpockets cold in the middle? Yes, they're frozen!"

by Bobby Robert August 6, 2006

Hotpocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"

by PTSpice July 6, 2009

hotpocket

Where you put your penis. A warm place to go when it is cold outside and the world is cruel.

I stuffed her hotpocket full of sausage and eventually a delicouse creamy filling.

by chillwinston September 28, 2006

Hotpocket

The act of crapping in your freinds pants pockets before they are worn and without them knowing.

I have to go wash my jeans because I got hotpocketed.

by Squidswarm October 14, 2011

hotpocket

A euphemism for for vagina.

"Oh yeah, Karen! I'd love to take a bite out of that hotpocket"

by Phonk August 15, 2006

Hotpocket

When you nut in your girls mouth and tell her to swallow

You:Yo, you want a hotpocket?
Girl:sure I guess

by Jackamow0001 May 17, 2022

Hotpocket

When you stick your cold feet between your partners ass cheeks

I gave my girlfriend a hotpocket and she got pissed

by Mopar72893 April 26, 2022