hotpocketing

when your rockerboy input dumps a hot load in you and then your rockergirl output eats you out

That threesome was intense last night. We hotpocketed twice!

Johnny fucking loves hotpocketing. He's lucky we put up with it.

hotpocketing by sabrina pemberton August 3, 2021

hot pocketing 

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch

It's fun hot pocketing people

hot pocketing by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009

Hot Pocketing 

The act of engaging in juicy intercourse with a hot pocket. A viral trend of 2014

"Hot Pocketing"

A New Hampshire twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. He later posted this shaningan on the app Vine. He was later suspended from Vine and Twitter, he was also blocked by Hot Pockets official twitter page.

He was asked for his input, he responded.....
"You can suspend by Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket."

Hot Pocketing by ChronicPineapple March 13, 2014

Hot Pocketing 

The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.

Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.

That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.

Hot Pocketing by Chad Bennett November 3, 2008

Hot Pocketing 

The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia

i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.

Hot Pocketing by Stephan February 26, 2005

hot pocketing 

An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.

I need to get hella faded, let's go hot pocketing.

hot pocketing by jsadfjs May 23, 2006

Hot Pocketing 

This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.

Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.

Hot Pocketing by MadCow789 April 5, 2015