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Hey, which one of you hotnesses wants to jump in the hot tub with me?
by JMayzin August 19, 2010
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hotness hypnosis

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
by Surface Tension February 17, 2007
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New Hotness

Something that is young and fresh, usually dealing with the physical makeup of a human being. The opposite of old and busted.
by meghan August 20, 2003
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hotnese

A hot Asian girl of initially indeterminable race.
"Is she Korean or Japanese? She looks kinda Chinese." Hmmm...all I know is she's hotnese.
by Franchise756 November 20, 2007
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Circumstantial Hotness

An individuals attractiveness changes due to the circumstance they are in. A change in a 1-10 scale rating often occurs. Applies for both women and men.
1) Becky is a 7 in the real world, but is the most attractive at the office. Due to circumstantial hotness, many of her male co-workers believe she is easily a 9 out of 10.

2) A boat crashes on a deserted island. Cynthia was the only female on board, and now the only female on the island. All the males who were on the boat, originally thought Cynthia was an average looking girl when she first got on. Now after being on the island for a few days, all the men believe Cynthia is the most attractive person they have ever seen because of circumstantial hotness.

3) Cassandra is normally an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale and is normally found to be attractive. Cassandra attends a party with a large group of other women who are much better looking than Cassandra. Cassandra appears to be less attractive, and therefore experiences a decrease in scale rating by the men at the party, and thus less guys try to be with her that night. This is circumstantial hotness.
by raincheckross December 9, 2012
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Hotness Scale

A measuring tool that many guys use to quantitatively compare the hotness of girls on a 10 point scale. While girls may do this to, men are notorious for having consistent and somewhat harsh scales. The scale is a harsh scale, since there is no real thing as a perfect 10, and fairly attractive girls are given scores that are what they may seemingly deserve. For example, Kirsten Dunst would probably only recieve a 6.5 or 7. This is a fair rating. The minimum rating that most men would consider fucking is a 4.
EX-

A: Dude I would totally bone that chick, she's a 6.5.
B: Are you blind? She is a 4, far below fucking standards on the hotness scale.
by Larry Finster December 28, 2009
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hotness everdeen

when your hotter than the girl on fire🔥🔥🔥
guuurrrrllll u r hotttt. hotness everdeen over hereeeee.
by Mr Freckless April 17, 2017
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