One who is of the noblest fraternities on campus and is known for his high caliber of frattiness. An aristofrat is always sipping, always has a lovely lady at hand, and is the life of the party. Most aristofrats have catchy last names like, "Butler" or, "Ferrara". Some are also given fratty nicknames such as "The Sip King".
Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy over there wearing a velvet robe who is doing two beer bongs and has a gorgeous girl holding his solo cup?
Guy 2: Yea, that guy is a legendary aristofrat. They call him, "Tank".
Guy 2: Yea, that guy is a legendary aristofrat. They call him, "Tank".
by JMayzin November 16, 2010
The time after a party is over when everyone is piss drunk, and crazy, unthinkable things begin to happen. This display is especially funny to the sober people in the area.
"Dude, Tammy is so drunk right now! I can't wait to see the postgame show once we leave this party!"
by JMayzin November 01, 2009
Dude, this girl wants my cock! Can I borrow a sheep cloak?
No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?
No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?
by JMayzin September 15, 2009
"Ok, now I'm ready for a jog now."
"Eww dude, what is on your feet? Take those trash buckets off. The stench of them is about to make my nose bleed."
"Eww dude, what is on your feet? Take those trash buckets off. The stench of them is about to make my nose bleed."
by JMayzin September 13, 2009
by JMayzin July 14, 2010
guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"
guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"
guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"
guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"
guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"
guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"
guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"
by JMayzin September 13, 2009
"Dude, that girl over there is pretty sexy. Go get her number."
"True dat. Stay here and watch while I bag this och."
"True dat. Stay here and watch while I bag this och."
by JMayzin September 13, 2009