"Ok, now I'm ready for a jog now."
"Eww dude, what is on your feet? Take those trash buckets off. The stench of them is about to make my nose bleed."
"Eww dude, what is on your feet? Take those trash buckets off. The stench of them is about to make my nose bleed."
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Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy over there wearing a velvet robe who is doing two beer bongs and has a gorgeous girl holding his solo cup?
Guy 2: Yea, that guy is a legendary aristofrat. They call him, "Tank".
Guy 2: Yea, that guy is a legendary aristofrat. They call him, "Tank".
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"True dat. Stay here and watch while I bag this och."
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Get the hotnesses mug.A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
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"Dude, Tammy is so drunk right now! I can't wait to see the postgame show once we leave this party!"
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