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"Ok, now I'm ready for a jog now."
"Eww dude, what is on your feet? Take those trash buckets off. The stench of them is about to make my nose bleed."
"Eww dude, what is on your feet? Take those trash buckets off. The stench of them is about to make my nose bleed."
by JMayzin September 13, 2009
Get the trash bucketsmug. by JMayzin August 19, 2010
Get the hotnessesmug. guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"
guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"
guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"
guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"
guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"
guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"
guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"
by JMayzin September 13, 2009
Get the floppy mcdoppiesmug. by JMayzin July 14, 2010
Get the BSOmug. A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
Get the cafeteria speed datemug. The time after a party is over when everyone is piss drunk, and crazy, unthinkable things begin to happen. This display is especially funny to the sober people in the area.
"Dude, Tammy is so drunk right now! I can't wait to see the postgame show once we leave this party!"
by JMayzin October 31, 2009
Get the postgame showmug. by JMayzin September 11, 2009
Get the neutchmug.