JMayzin's definitions

postgame show

The time after a party is over when everyone is piss drunk, and crazy, unthinkable things begin to happen. This display is especially funny to the sober people in the area.

"Dude, Tammy is so drunk right now! I can't wait to see the postgame show once we leave this party!"

by JMayzin October 31, 2009

cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.

(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"

by JMayzin March 11, 2011

hotnesses

Plural form of hotness

Hey, which one of you hotnesses wants to jump in the hot tub with me?

by JMayzin August 19, 2010

trash buckets

shoes that are dirty, old, and horribly scented

"Ok, now I'm ready for a jog now."

"Eww dude, what is on your feet? Take those trash buckets off. The stench of them is about to make my nose bleed."

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

neutch

a girl that is a 7 (which is a neutral pH level) out of 10 on the hotness scale.

"Hey man, that girl is pretty decent. What do you think?"

"Ehh... She's just another a neutch."

by JMayzin September 11, 2009

sheep cloak

a lambskin condom for those unlucky guys who are allergic to latex

Dude, this girl wants my cock! Can I borrow a sheep cloak?

No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?

by JMayzin September 15, 2009

Aristofrat

One who is of the noblest fraternities on campus and is known for his high caliber of frattiness. An aristofrat is always sipping, always has a lovely lady at hand, and is the life of the party. Most aristofrats have catchy last names like, "Butler" or, "Ferrara". Some are also given fratty nicknames such as "The Sip King".

Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy over there wearing a velvet robe who is doing two beer bongs and has a gorgeous girl holding his solo cup?

Guy 2: Yea, that guy is a legendary aristofrat. They call him, "Tank".

by JMayzin November 19, 2010