hotmess 

HOTMESS: you have gone above and beyond being a mess. You attract attention to yourself in such a displeasing way, people can't help but to clown the shit out of you. It's a shame your friends let you out the house like that.

ex: "That girls weave look like spools of yarn on her head...that shit is a HOTMESS!"

hotmess by Janelle A. July 17, 2006

hotmess 

A pretty, intelligent girl who works hard and plays hard. Don't let her looks fool you, she can drink you under the table! Her infectious kindergarden smile is hard to escape.

Only a hotmess like her could drink 15 shots of Patron and still look amazing

hotmess by MattSG October 26, 2010

hotmess 

A person who makes a stellar leader...can be a disaster 24/7 but pull off any task given to them. Makes things ten times harder than they need to be but handles business. Can laugh off and make look good falling down a flight of stairs, rear ending people regularly and over all making a fool of themselves.

A hotmess will continue to make a million mistakes but can always persevere with a smile on their face.

hotmess by lea-tard August 20, 2011

hotness hypnosis 

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.

Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.

hotness hypnosis by Surface Tension February 17, 2007

New Hotness 

Something that is young and fresh, usually dealing with the physical makeup of a human being. The opposite of old and busted.

Breon is old and busted. Meghan is the new hotness.

New Hotness by meghan August 20, 2003

Homessa 

A ridiculous amount

A combination of the words: Whole, Mess and Of.

Person 1: That ho had a homessa crabs and std's on her.
Person 2: Really, that many?

Homessa by Twisted Iniquity January 20, 2009

Circumstantial Hotness 

An individuals attractiveness changes due to the circumstance they are in. A change in a 1-10 scale rating often occurs. Applies for both women and men.

1) Becky is a 7 in the real world, but is the most attractive at the office. Due to circumstantial hotness, many of her male co-workers believe she is easily a 9 out of 10.

2) A boat crashes on a deserted island. Cynthia was the only female on board, and now the only female on the island. All the males who were on the boat, originally thought Cynthia was an average looking girl when she first got on. Now after being on the island for a few days, all the men believe Cynthia is the most attractive person they have ever seen because of circumstantial hotness.

3) Cassandra is normally an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale and is normally found to be attractive. Cassandra attends a party with a large group of other women who are much better looking than Cassandra. Cassandra appears to be less attractive, and therefore experiences a decrease in scale rating by the men at the party, and thus less guys try to be with her that night. This is circumstantial hotness.

Circumstantial Hotness by raincheckross December 9, 2012