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A warm mug of chocolately orgasm
"Hot cocoa is the drink of champions."
"its like warm and tasty and full of dreams"
"Hot cocoa is like warm cholate orgasm in a mug<3"
Hot Cocoa by suskygirl May 14, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
When a woman takes a shit into a mug, the man warms this cup of shit in the microwave while having sex with the woman. Right before he finishes he jizzes into the warm cup of shit and serves it to the woman.
Dav: Dude I totally gave that chick my special hot cocoa mix last night, she loved it
Hot Cocoa by Kipperonie September 19, 2009
Having anal sex in the hot tub.
- Bro, I had such a good hot cocoa in the Jacuzzi!
- Hot cocoa in the jacuzzi?! Man! No cold beer?
- No man I meant we had anal sex!
Hot Cocoa by ismoph December 4, 2017

hot cocoa sampler box 

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.
"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."
hot cocoa sampler box by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

Hot Cocoa Therapy 

The act of snuggling under a blanket and hiding from the cold by nurturing a mug of hot cocoa as the name implies. Practiced by many who suffer from Cold Anxiety.
Clay: Hey Becca! Wanna go build a snowman?
Becca: Fuck that shit Clay! I'm staying here and enjoying some Hot Cocoa Therapy! Fuck you and your snow man too!
Hot Cocoa Therapy by WeebabySeamus October 5, 2011

hot cocoa sampler box 

n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.
Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.

hot cocoa sampler box 

Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.
"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."
hot cocoa sampler box by FormlessOne February 27, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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