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hoesack
This word can only be used to describe the most pestilent cunts on the planet. These "hoesacks" can range from backstabbing whores that fuck your drunk best friend to bitch ass teachers colored in such a way to resemble a pumpkin.
"Your grade in this class is a 42 because you don't pay attention;" proclaimed Mrs. Harvey
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*
hoesack by younggerald December 1, 2014
Hosnack
This is defined as a side chick who has few morals and who let's you have sex with her even when you may already have a wife/girlfriend. The girlfriend/wife is the meal. The side chick is just a "snack".
Hosnack
Kyle: “did you see Jenny at the party last night? The way she was shaking that ass really turned me on!”
Jessie: “the hosnack? I saw her but she was busy flirting with Steve and Jeremy so I didn’t have the chance to ask if she might be into women too.”
Jessie: “the hosnack? I saw her but she was busy flirting with Steve and Jeremy so I didn’t have the chance to ask if she might be into women too.”
Hosnack by LilyMerrit March 22, 2019
hosack
An amazing teacher of children. A soulful guide for all children to learn from spirituality, emotionally, and for all general knowledge.
hosack by Shoreacres4life March 26, 2019
hostack
hosscakes
A person, mainly male, that thinks they're hot shit. People use this term as an insult to said person in order to make fun of their stupidity.
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