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n. one who masturbates consumately; a chronic masturbator.

"Jeet, you fuckin' hotsack, get off your thumbs and lets go ball!"

hotsack by Jackie Williams February 20, 2007

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hoesack

This word can only be used to describe the most pestilent cunts on the planet. These "hoesacks" can range from backstabbing whores that fuck your drunk best friend to bitch ass teachers colored in such a way to resemble a pumpkin.

"Your grade in this class is a 42 because you don't pay attention;" proclaimed Mrs. Harvey
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*

hoesack by younggerald December 1, 2014

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Hotstack of Pancakes

Smokin hot Milf that requires munchin. Hot Stack for short.

"I saw this Hotstack of pancakes last night, and munched that hottie with strawberries and syrup."

Hotstack of Pancakes by SG3 May 12, 2009

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hosack

An amazing teacher of children. A soulful guide for all children to learn from spirituality, emotionally, and for all general knowledge.

Man that 1st grade teacher is such an amazing hosack.

hosack by Shoreacres4life March 26, 2019

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Hot Sack-Lunch

When one defecates in a brown paper lunch sack, closes it, sets it upon a porch or stoop and sets it ablaze! Then the lighter Rings the bell or knocks upon the door and runs to a safe bush or shrubbery within viewing distance. The lightee is supposed to be frightened into stomping the sack out ending up with hot smelly poo all over their shoes. Numnumnumnmnum!

Also known as "Brown Bagging It"

Dude, I just left Mr. Robinson a Hot Sack-Lunch!!!!!
He Brown Bagged Him?SWEET!!

Hot Sack-Lunch by ZD-Unit December 9, 2008

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hostack

a slutty girl

That hostack would bang any fool alive.

hostack by Anonymous August 22, 2003

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texas hotpacket

when a cowboy eats out a cow

the cowboy give the cow a texas hotpacket

texas hotpacket by niigger loverin bitch August 5, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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