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This word can only be used to describe the most pestilent cunts on the planet. These "hoesacks" can range from backstabbing whores that fuck your drunk best friend to bitch ass teachers colored in such a way to resemble a pumpkin.
"Your grade in this class is a 42 because you don't pay attention;" proclaimed Mrs. Harvey
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*
hoesack by younggerald December 1, 2014

Hotstack of Pancakes

Smokin hot Milf that requires munchin. Hot Stack for short.
"I saw this Hotstack of pancakes last night, and munched that hottie with strawberries and syrup."
Hotstack of Pancakes by SG3 May 12, 2009
An amazing teacher of children. A soulful guide for all children to learn from spirituality, emotionally, and for all general knowledge.
Man that 1st grade teacher is such an amazing hosack.
hosack by Shoreacres4life March 26, 2019

Hot Sack-Lunch 

When one defecates in a brown paper lunch sack, closes it, sets it upon a porch or stoop and sets it ablaze! Then the lighter Rings the bell or knocks upon the door and runs to a safe bush or shrubbery within viewing distance. The lightee is supposed to be frightened into stomping the sack out ending up with hot smelly poo all over their shoes. Numnumnumnmnum!

Also known as "Brown Bagging It"
Dude, I just left Mr. Robinson a Hot Sack-Lunch!!!!!
He Brown Bagged Him?SWEET!!
Hot Sack-Lunch by ZD-Unit December 9, 2008
That hostack would bang any fool alive.
hostack by Anonymous August 22, 2003

texas hotpacket 

when a cowboy eats out a cow
the cowboy give the cow a texas hotpacket