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This word can only be used to describe the most pestilent cunts on the planet. These "hoesacks" can range from backstabbing whores that fuck your drunk best friend to bitch ass teachers colored in such a way to resemble a pumpkin.
"Your grade in this class is a 42 because you don't pay attention;" proclaimed Mrs. Harvey
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*
hoesack by younggerald December 1, 2014
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Rachel Hoejack 

Someone who doesn't know how to be in a relationship but is extremely manipulative and mentally unstable and only knows how to cheat on you.
"Bro I heard that girl cheated on her boyfriend and told him she doesn't think having sex with someone else is cheating."
"Yeah man, she's Rachel Hoejack."
"Wack. I'm gonna stay away from that one."
Related Words

Hoebacking 

When you can't decide what you want to eat and waste copious amounts of time going over your options.
I'm hoebacking so hard right now, should I get chicken and chips or pizza?!
Hoebacking by BMS Thornton & SB Sandri September 14, 2014

hoesmack 

1. A hoe or girl that deserves to be hit or bitch-slapped.

2. When a girl smacks you in the back of your head really hard, especially when they have a ring on their finger and turn it so it makes direct contact with your head.
1. Oh man, that hoesmack has been pissing me off all day. She is really asking for it!

2. OW DAMMIT! I JUST GOT HOESMACKED BY SOME BITCH WITH A BIG-ASS RING!! OHHHHH...
hoesmack by Dragunov January 27, 2004

hoesickle 

A girl or woman who wears very skippy clothes during the winter months and can be seen shivering and shaking while going club to club.
Dude did you see those two hoesickles trying to get a cab outside?
hoesickle by ET26 October 31, 2006

Hoeshacked 

Being whipped beyond all redemption to the point where you no longer own your own soul.
Damn, AJ's so hoeshacked he sold his testicles to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.
Hoeshacked by Hoeshack#1 May 10, 2011
When hoesuck is released, the normal happy sunshine hoseok is overpowered by a perverted hoesuck

Hide your mans
Hoseok: h-

OMG ITS HOESUCK HIDE YOUR MANS PEOPLE
hoesuck by yourlocalfryingpansexual October 18, 2019
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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