hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

hose bag by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hose bag

In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!

"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"

hose bag by Reb1 November 15, 2005

hose bag

a hose connected to an enema bag

"Bradley, your hose bag of a mom hates me"

hose bag by Bradley December 7, 2004

hose bag

"some that has sex for money or someone that has sex a lot"

"Man, I stuck my hose in her bag the other day"

hose bag by sexylady February 24, 2005

hosebag 

A certain woman in her middle 40's
Single
Has a child (to use as a weapon)
No friends
Selfish
Crazy
Whore
Drunk

Sandra LaRoque is such a hosebag!!!!!

hosebag by On the receiving end May 15, 2009

hosebag 

An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack

Look! It's a drunken hosebag!

hosebag by Scott April 3, 2003

hosebag 

a trashy woman,usually stupid and the object of a one-night stand.

I went clubbing and picked up this hosebag.

hosebag by hankerino September 30, 2003