horsewad

When a horse ejaculates.

Mr. Stewart is a total horsewad.

by mbr April 25, 2006

horseradish

Like mayonnaise, it's not an instrument.

*Patrick raises hand
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.

by beeeel March 13, 2014

horsewank

A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.

Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.

Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.

Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”

by Iwannariot November 11, 2019

horseradish

A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.

Your theory is utter horseradish!

by pc.wiz.tt December 5, 2017

Beaver Horseradish

A style of yeast infection only found in women that eat spicy foods. Typically Hispanic or Indian women.

Dude, I went down on Nina last night. I got a mouthful of Beaver Horseradish. Not cool man.

by StraightRazorBarber July 24, 2016

Clementine Horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is commonly used as a way of expressing your resistance to giving away information. Many also use it to express confusion.

Friend: Do you know what the answer for #6 was on the homework?
You: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Please?
You: clementine horseradish.
Friend: Okay :(

by ellakeer April 12, 2020

clementine horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is most commonly used to express feelings of resistance. It may also be used to express confusion under the correct circumstances.

Friend: What's the answer for number 6?
Me: clementine horseradish
Friend: Please?
Me: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Okay :(

by ellakeer April 12, 2020