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horseradish 

Like mayonnaise, it's not an instrument.
*Patrick raises hand
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
horseradish by beeeel March 13, 2014

horseradish 

A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.
Your theory is utter horseradish!
horseradish by pc.wiz.tt December 5, 2017

Beaver Horseradish 

A style of yeast infection only found in women that eat spicy foods. Typically Hispanic or Indian women.
Dude, I went down on Nina last night. I got a mouthful of Beaver Horseradish. Not cool man.

Clementine Horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is commonly used as a way of expressing your resistance to giving away information. Many also use it to express confusion.
Friend: Do you know what the answer for #6 was on the homework?
You: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Please?
You: clementine horseradish.
Friend: Okay :(

clementine horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is most commonly used to express feelings of resistance. It may also be used to express confusion under the correct circumstances.
Friend: What's the answer for number 6?
Me: clementine horseradish
Friend: Please?
Me: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Okay :(

Horseradish Mustache 

1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.

2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.
eg 1) "Hey Mike, them boys are drinkin' your Bloody Marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! Yee haw!"

eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."
Horseradish Mustache by halpwr August 11, 2010