horseboxed 

horseboxed - extremely intoxicated

"Lad went out last night and got completely horseboxed!"

horseboxed by Hi5Ace October 21, 2011

horsebox 

Calling someone "Horsebox" is like saying "mate".

"Well Horsebox, whats the craic?" Irish country slang word mostly used around Cavan and the midlands

horsebox by Dagboy July 21, 2005

horseboxoffice 

Suited salesmen in a call centre, baying for attention . A group of egos driven by target charts, fuelled by testosterone, booze and self doubt, who encourage each other to sell an unrealistic lifestyle dream.

Uninspiring office space, high ratio of male work colleagues, all big dicks, making an irritating and shallow 9-5

Job ad is lying mate, its just another "horseboxoffice"

horseboxoffice by Tragic Perkins December 7, 2019

Horsebox 

One of the lads, a sound man

How ya now horsebox

Horsebox by 987123654 February 2, 2021

horsebone

An Amercian legend such as Paul Bunyon, or Jhonny Appleseed. Horsebone is a horse that was violently killed when a plane crashed into him. Using modern technology scientist rebuilt the horse, creating horsebone! An awkward resembelance of a horse, horsebone's back two legs are made of huge springs, and has many electronic devices grafted to him, as well as a pink umbrella on his spine. Horsebone's purpose is unknow but theorists suggest he is an inadequate crime fighter.

1 Horsebone? Horsebone? What the fuck is that?

2 Dude, horsebone rules.

3 Remember kids before you run with scissors, think. Would horsebone do that?

horsebone by Z Diddy March 2, 2005

Horsebox 

A vagina only designed to take big cock

I saw you talking to Bobby's girl last night, you bang? No way dude she has a horsebox...

Horsebox by EddieP April 14, 2015

Horsebone

This will be the number two definition of Horsebone, and the only reason I am writing it is that the first definition is so, so, sooooo bad that the person who defined it should be hunt down and shot--sort of The Six Million Dollar Horse that limped out. Everyone should go out of their way to pan this dumb horse story. Horses are noble. This bastard has humiliated the noble horse and deserves to live in infamy. Give him neg after neg until he chokes on the rejection, friends, you among us who love and admire the great magician Fabulous Horsebone, who could take off his cape, throw it up in the air, and as it came down a beautiful white thoroughbred stallion would appear from thin air. Now that's a story.

One day Horsebone the Magician was passing through Durango, Colorado and he was requested to perform his magic at the Strater Hotel at the Nellybelle Saloon. While performing a poor man stood up and asked, "Horsebone, could you give me some income property?" Horsebone with a wave of his cape around the stage of the saloon said "Abracadabra," and 15 beautiful sensual young women filled up the stage, and the poor man walked off with them and has been happy ever since. Hmmm, not so sure if that one is clear.

Horsebone by BertYevsky October 25, 2010