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feeding a horse 

the act of sticking your hand down the pants of a woman who is extremely horny.
"I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."

feeding the horse 

to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.
'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'
feeding the horse by paul claydon December 12, 2003

Feeding the horse 

The act of losing fingers while fingering a vagina
Chris: What happened to Mikes hand?
Niel: He was feeding the horse.
Chris: who's?

Niel: Your mom's.
Feeding the horse by RickyBobby69 February 10, 2015

feeding the horse 

placing a banana hammock over your ears so you can feed someone oats or carrots from where a mans junk was.
although it smelled like a jock strap, it was truly amazing when i saw him feeding the horse from across the room. i threw in a couple extra dollars.
feeding the horse by b2m2c2nyc2 April 20, 2011

Feeding Oats to a Horse

The act of rubbing a moist vagina with your hand which gives one the sensation that they are feeding oats to a horse (wet lips, whiskers, hand motions)
Dude, she was so into it, so hot and wet. It was like feeding oats to a horse.
Feeding Oats to a Horse by chillydip February 19, 2012

feeding a fed horse 

The autistic, aka PETA's alternative to "beating a dead horse"
Dude stop trying, you're just feeding a fed horse at this point.
Don't you mean "beating a dead horse"? You retard