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horse feeding 

When someone is lying
Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now
horse feeding by jamalbigd May 4, 2024
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feeding a horse 

the act of sticking your hand down the pants of a woman who is extremely horny.
"I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."

feeding the horse 

to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.
'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'
feeding the horse by paul claydon December 12, 2003

Feeding the horse 

The act of losing fingers while fingering a vagina
Chris: What happened to Mikes hand?
Niel: He was feeding the horse.
Chris: who's?

Niel: Your mom's.
Feeding the horse by RickyBobby69 February 10, 2015

feeding the horse 

placing a banana hammock over your ears so you can feed someone oats or carrots from where a mans junk was.
although it smelled like a jock strap, it was truly amazing when i saw him feeding the horse from across the room. i threw in a couple extra dollars.
feeding the horse by b2m2c2nyc2 April 20, 2011

Feeding Oats to a Horse

The act of rubbing a moist vagina with your hand which gives one the sensation that they are feeding oats to a horse (wet lips, whiskers, hand motions)
Dude, she was so into it, so hot and wet. It was like feeding oats to a horse.
Feeding Oats to a Horse by chillydip February 19, 2012

feeding a fed horse 

The autistic, aka PETA's alternative to "beating a dead horse"
Dude stop trying, you're just feeding a fed horse at this point.
Don't you mean "beating a dead horse"? You retard
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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