by paul claydon December 13, 2003
placing a banana hammock over your ears so you can feed someone oats or carrots from where a mans junk was.
although it smelled like a jock strap, it was truly amazing when i saw him feeding the horse from across the room. i threw in a couple extra dollars.
by b2m2c2nyc2 April 2, 2011
"I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."
by ChapmasterFlex27 March 16, 2010
To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.
Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)
by Pozza November 2, 2006
Slang for female masturbation. It originates from the similarity in motions between the two activities.
It's 9 o'clock, so she'll be feeding the horses again.
by Bobby Bob Bob Bob November 1, 2003
by RickyBobby69 February 10, 2015
When a Girl (Most Likely To Be From Highfield) Invites You To 'Feed Her Horse At Midnight' She Is Asking You To Poke Her Up Her Dirty Little Fantoosh, Do NOT Say Yes As Your Fingers Will Go Green And Drop Off, and You Will More Than Likely Get Aids Or Some Other STI
Amy: Hey Sexy, Wanna Come Feed MY Horse At Midnight?
Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.
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Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.
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by YOURMAMSNICE June 13, 2008