Definitions by pigbenispro

Procrysturbate 

The act of procrastinating, crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Bro 1: Bro I'm going through a lot, I got an essay due at midnight, my dog also died today and I'm hella horny.

Bro 2: Sounds like you're about to procrysturbate.

Procrysturbate by pigbenispro December 22, 2020

feeding a fed horse 

The autistic, aka PETA's alternative to "beating a dead horse"

Dude stop trying, you're just feeding a fed horse at this point.
Don't you mean "beating a dead horse"? You retard

feeding a fed horse by pigbenispro July 8, 2019

The Streak 

The Streak is a man, an urban legend, that runs upon the streets naked.

Holy shit dude did you see that butt naked dude run in front of us??!!
Yeah bro that was The Streak!!

The Streak by pigbenispro April 18, 2019