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hors d'oeuvres 

A bunch of nasty little foods on platters at a social event. Often they are the only meal served during the entire event because the hosts are too cheap to provide a main course.

Pronounced: or-DERVS
Dude, they found maggots in the hors d'oeuvres at the company party, so nobody had anything to eat the entire evening.
hors d'oeuvres by dookeyboy November 28, 2010

hors d'oeuvre-ivore

Someone who devours only hors d'oeuvre at parties
Sylvia is a total hors d'oeuvre-ivore, eschewing even the champagne.

hors d'oeuvre 

A fine older woman over the age of 30. The cougar version of a snack. Once a snack hits 30, she becomes an hors d'oeuvre, assuming she's still fine.
I'd rather hit the mall during the day to pickup some hors d'oeuvres while their husbands are at work.
hors d'oeuvre by Spag'n'Ballz December 7, 2017

new world hors d'œuvre 

an opportunity to exploit economic inequity before all other capitalists by shadowing military excursions into volatile territory.
We managed to create a short term boom to the economy by declaring war and capitalizing on the new world hors d'œuvre.
new world hors d'œuvre by esher February 2, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026