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Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Krista Horton 

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you
“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”
Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Tim Hortons 

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.
I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.
Tim Hortons by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

Hortonville 

A small town in wisconsin. Recreation consists of many fun activities, shootin deers, shootin other animals, fishin, trucks and mud, drinking, and other various activities. The high school is so high class, that it even has a parking lot for snowmobiles!
Also, incest is wincest!
I got me a hortonville edumacation.
Hortonville by trucksandmud696969 November 13, 2011

Tim Horton 

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.
I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.
Tim Horton by nighthawk4u October 23, 2007
A usually ugly, always fat girl who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault males who are too drunk to defend themselves. See: swamp donkey slam pig
After a long night of drinking, Mike hooked up with a hornhonk.
Hornhonk by hornhonk July 7, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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