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Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Krista Horton 

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you
“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”
Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Tim Hortons 

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.
I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.
Tim Hortons by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

Hortonville 

A small town in wisconsin. Recreation consists of many fun activities, shootin deers, shootin other animals, fishin, trucks and mud, drinking, and other various activities. The high school is so high class, that it even has a parking lot for snowmobiles!
Also, incest is wincest!
I got me a hortonville edumacation.
Hortonville by trucksandmud696969 November 13, 2011

Tim Horton 

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.
I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.
Tim Horton by nighthawk4u October 23, 2007
A usually ugly, always fat girl who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault males who are too drunk to defend themselves. See: swamp donkey slam pig
After a long night of drinking, Mike hooked up with a hornhonk.
Hornhonk by hornhonk July 7, 2010