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gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler

when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.
Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!

hornswaggled 

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.
"Hornswaggled again!"
hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggle 

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".
hornswaggle by ChrisS March 7, 2005

hornswoggled 

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.
hornswoggled by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

hornswaggled 

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.
1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!
hornswaggled by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornswaggler 

One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.
Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.
hornswaggler by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006