Hourmazd 

Any sexually threatening male you don't want your girlfriend or spouse around. A physical lover and a passionate pounder. Historically, a name used to embody affluence, virility, and the apex of physical performance. Heterosexuality is often associated with this name and is a dangerous name to utter besides a loved one you want to keep chaste and celibate. Hourmazds have often loved butts more than anything and use them as comforting pillows.

"Marie wants to lose her virginity but she can't find the right person."
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"Really nice!"
"Then just find her a Hourmazd! You won't regret it!"

Hourmazd by Houdini91 August 18, 2018

Hourmazd 

A sexually threatening male you don't want to keep around your girlfriend or spouse. Hourmazds throughout history have often embodied affluence, virility, and the apex of physical performance. Statistically Hourmazds exude a certain type of heterosexuality that's hard for other males to come by. Due to the energy carried by he name, it is a bad idea to utter the name around a family member or loved one you want to keep chaste and celibate. A Hourmazd's favourite thing is a nice butt which he often uses as a pillow.

"Julie needs to get her cherry popped but she's so goddamn picky!"

"Does she have a nice butt?"

"She does track. She has a great butt!"

"Then definitely get her a Hourmazd. She won't regret it! ;) "

Hourmazd by Houdini91 August 18, 2018