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Hotmazing
Hotmazing by Akakalolaka April 1, 2009
Hotcaking
The act of defecating into a pair of pants that you are trying on in a clothing store. Once complete, the pair of pants is inconspicously returned to the clothing rack or shelf for an unsuspecting consumer and/or salesperson.
I went to the Gap and decided that a hotcaking was necessary for a really expensive pair of pants because I couldn't afford them.
Hotcaking by Kenny's Karaoke Kings August 14, 2008
Holmaning
When a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. Usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. A true Holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.
Kirk: Bro, you totally got drunk, passed out on my floor and pissed your pants last night. You're lucky I drove you home!
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.
Holmaning by Yogi the Witness May 23, 2013
Hotaling
A hotaling is the stupidest mother fuck alive; also known as a complete douche bag, one who is a pathological liar that sometimes doesn’t know what room he's in. One who has a big Jew nose and makes terribly unfunny jokes. One who eats everything in sight with ranch on it, if a cock was dipped in hidden valley he would go to town. In most societies known as a petifle, parents I would advise you to lock up your daughters in their rooms, age ranging from: there is no range who am I fucking kidding. One who has a strange obsession with punching everything within a 2ft radius of him. He’s under the impression that wearing socks and sandals is “cool”, not extremely GAY. So if you know a hotaling I would advise to stay clear!
"yo i just hotalinged that chick last night!"
"wow you sick fuck im going to call the cops!"
"'yo hotaling what is that white stuff your dipping your food in?"
"its ranch, my favorite!"
"Yeah, that sure is one of newmans own recipe! straight out of my hidden valley( a.k.a MY DICK HOLE)
"wow you sick fuck im going to call the cops!"
"'yo hotaling what is that white stuff your dipping your food in?"
"its ranch, my favorite!"
"Yeah, that sure is one of newmans own recipe! straight out of my hidden valley( a.k.a MY DICK HOLE)
Hotaling by the shin sucker April 28, 2010
hamazing
'Yo dude do you see that girl, she is hamazing'
'I was hamazed she wasn't arrested for being that fine'
'I was hamazed she wasn't arrested for being that fine'
hamazing by DanMcIrish May 28, 2008
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