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Hopium
The metaphorical subtance that causes people to believe in a false hope. It is often paired up with copium.
Opposed to copium, which represents the rationalization of the current situation, hopium represents the belief that the situation will someday improve.
Opposed to copium, which represents the rationalization of the current situation, hopium represents the belief that the situation will someday improve.
Hoppus Hair
Spiked up crazy hair resembling that of legendary bass player for Blink-182, Mark Hoppus. He is known to have the sickest hair to ever exist and anyone achieving Hoppus Hair deserves respect.
interviewer: "mark how do you keep your hair like that, perfect Hoppus Hair?"
Mark Hoppus: "the secret to keeping your hair like this, if you wanna know the secret, is hair spray and not washing it. not washing much more than the hair spray."
Mark Hoppus: "the secret to keeping your hair like this, if you wanna know the secret, is hair spray and not washing it. not washing much more than the hair spray."
Hoppus Hair by notrealpunk24 November 1, 2011
Hopium
1. An addiction to false hopes.
2. The state of wallowing in self-pity combined with the delusion of potential fame/greatness. One in this state will hope for others to pity or save them, yet paradoxically romanticize their own struggle, pitying themselves and never moving on to achieve their dreams.
2. The state of wallowing in self-pity combined with the delusion of potential fame/greatness. One in this state will hope for others to pity or save them, yet paradoxically romanticize their own struggle, pitying themselves and never moving on to achieve their dreams.
She thought that, if she wanted to, she could write the next great american novel, but because of Hopium, she remained the same alcoholic cat lady until her dying day.
Hopium by Cado et Vivo June 25, 2018
Hopium
In securities trading a trader is said to be under the influence of the fictional narcotic hopium when she/he finds themselves deeply in the negative on the wrong side of a trade. The trader will continue to hold the position in the hopes that the security will return to the value at which they acquired it. (eg. staying long in a stock position when the price continues to plummet)
Cramer, you are totally smoking hopium man, thinking that stock will go back up anytime soon. Just sell it and get out!
Hopium by Trade Pimp February 19, 2010
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