the most wonderful, amazing, beautiful, loving, seggzy, one-of-a-kind human you will ever meet. should you be so lucky to make his acquaintance, u should treasure him forever.

- from the most adoring wife

jess: "please help me step- liam hopwood !! i am stuck in the washing machine and cannot get out!!"
liam: "don't u worry bro, i'll save u with this massive schlong."

Liam Hopwood by bigdickjess March 28, 2021

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Hopwood squad

6 or more bald ass middle aged teachers with receading hairlines and the biggest foreheads you could as for plastic surgery or not, where their only goal in life is bully others but then somehow bully themselves

1 member of the Hopwood squad: bald ass hopwood in the flesh, here comes the hopwood squad.
Another member: you sho...
1st hopwood:shut up hopwood
2nd member:sorry hopwood
3rd one: look whos balding!
1st one: Oh My God!
All together: hop hop hopity hopwood hop hop hopity hopwood
/And scene\

Hopwood squad by Hopwood man November 18, 2019

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Hopwood

Usually a family with a few good children but one of them is just a fucking annoying bitch usually having a D in their name.

Hey Scott you see those people over there it’s definitely a Hopwood family cause that Drew looking mother fucker looks annoying as fuck

Hopwood by Aidsolf Litler July 24, 2021

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Lewis Hopwood

A useless piece of shit who resembles munters across the world. He is usually the kind of guy who would fist a dog just for the pleasure of doing so. Tendancies are, having long hair, smelling of a bag of dead cats, looking like a frozen scrotum and reasonably tall. He enjoys gaming however he is very poor at the majority of games, other than Call Of Duty, he is just above average however usually with a very low K/D ratio.

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Lewis Hopwood by That Jewish Guy August 12, 2012

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Mr Hopwood

Mr Hopwood, AKA ‘Hopwood’ is a veteran teacher who teaches History. Hopwood is a small and fierce man who’d pick a fight with anybody - whether that’s a student or teacher. Although Hopwood may seem nasty at first, he has the best interest at heart. As long as you do your homework and don’t interupt his History sessions, you will get on with the Hopwood just fine. Hopwood is the master of the Weimar Republic period in the Nazi Germany topic. Hopwood is also a semi-professional boxer and is feared in schools all across England.

Student A: I haven’t got my History homework to give to you today, I left it on the side.

Mr Hopwood: Well it’s the same old with you, listen. If you want to go and fail your History exam then go ahead. You’ll regret not bothering to do your homework and being such a smart-ass!

Student B: (whispering to Student A) He needs to calm down, he’s always got to be such a Mr Hopwood about things.

Mr Hopwood by WadhamMan2002 July 24, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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