hopgood 

c.h has a small penis

hello hopgood

hopgood by c.h has no willy February 6, 2020

hopgood 

charly has no penis

hi hopgood have shlongs

hopgood by c.h has no willy February 6, 2020

Liam Hopwood 

the most wonderful, amazing, beautiful, loving, seggzy, one-of-a-kind human you will ever meet. should you be so lucky to make his acquaintance, u should treasure him forever.

- from the most adoring wife

jess: "please help me step- liam hopwood !! i am stuck in the washing machine and cannot get out!!"
liam: "don't u worry bro, i'll save u with this massive schlong."

Liam Hopwood by bigdickjess March 28, 2021

Hopwood squad 

6 or more bald ass middle aged teachers with receading hairlines and the biggest foreheads you could as for plastic surgery or not, where their only goal in life is bully others but then somehow bully themselves

1 member of the Hopwood squad: bald ass hopwood in the flesh, here comes the hopwood squad.
Another member: you sho...
1st hopwood:shut up hopwood
2nd member:sorry hopwood
3rd one: look whos balding!
1st one: Oh My God!
All together: hop hop hopity hopwood hop hop hopity hopwood
/And scene\

Hopwood squad by Hopwood man November 18, 2019

Hopwood 

Usually a family with a few good children but one of them is just a fucking annoying bitch usually having a D in their name.

Hey Scott you see those people over there it’s definitely a Hopwood family cause that Drew looking mother fucker looks annoying as fuck

Hopwood by Aidsolf Litler July 24, 2021

Lewis Hopwood 

A useless piece of shit who resembles munters across the world. He is usually the kind of guy who would fist a dog just for the pleasure of doing so. Tendancies are, having long hair, smelling of a bag of dead cats, looking like a frozen scrotum and reasonably tall. He enjoys gaming however he is very poor at the majority of games, other than Call Of Duty, he is just above average however usually with a very low K/D ratio.

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Lewis Hopwood by That Jewish Guy August 12, 2012

Mr Hopwood

Mr Hopwood, AKA ‘Hopwood’ is a veteran teacher who teaches History. Hopwood is a small and fierce man who’d pick a fight with anybody - whether that’s a student or teacher. Although Hopwood may seem nasty at first, he has the best interest at heart. As long as you do your homework and don’t interupt his History sessions, you will get on with the Hopwood just fine. Hopwood is the master of the Weimar Republic period in the Nazi Germany topic. Hopwood is also a semi-professional boxer and is feared in schools all across England.

Student A: I haven’t got my History homework to give to you today, I left it on the side.

Mr Hopwood: Well it’s the same old with you, listen. If you want to go and fail your History exam then go ahead. You’ll regret not bothering to do your homework and being such a smart-ass!

Student B: (whispering to Student A) He needs to calm down, he’s always got to be such a Mr Hopwood about things.

Mr Hopwood by WadhamMan2002 July 24, 2018