shlongs

short pants featuring extra long legs

Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs

by damanian August 5, 2008

Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

gay day shlongs

A gay bar that has jizz filled summer sausages that is yummy for my tummy and it filles it quickly

Brandon Loves hot dogs with jizz from gay day shlongs

by Gay Day Shlongs December 20, 2016

chicks with shlongs

another word for trans woman THEY ARE WOMAN TOO YA KNOW

homophobe omg look it a chicks with shlongs

trans womans oi bitch we are just trans say it

by randome-gay-bitch April 16, 2022

Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017