hoogen 

The only word currently pronouncable in the English phenoetic system (pronounced who-Ga-en) that cannot be yelled loudly without ripping your vocal cords. Also used in reference to something unexplainable but still important or meaningful at the same time.

Random Attractive Girl: "I would really enjoy wrapping my lips around your tree and sucking the bark off of your limbs"

Random Do-Nothing Guy: "Hoogen!"

hoogen by Qion May 16, 2006

hoogen schnoogen floogen hoog 

GERMANY, mad saying that means shit all.

aussie: HOOGEN SCHNOOGEN FLOOGEN HOOG - what does it mean?
german exchange : nothing
aussie: yes itdoesitmeans something
german exchange: no it doesnt
aussie: damn. wann get crunk?
german exchange: HOOGEN SCHNOOGEN FLOOGEN HOOG

hoogen schnoogen floogen hoog by AAARGHH April 13, 2007

Hootenberry

1.) A story or explanation that is simple for one but may be difficult to follow for others.

2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.

My family tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’s sister was married to my dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.

2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”

“Actually they said if you don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”

Hootenberry by Madam.J June 17, 2021

Hootenberry

Something crazy or hard to believe

I had a hootenberry situation tonight. I noticed Becky glaring at me from across the apartment and realized that she could never support me.

Hootenberry by cooldudecahson August 12, 2021

Hootenberry

A word which is simultaneously a noun, verb and an adjective. This word is used in reply to something you did not find funny at all but must pretend you did because you are extremely obnoxious, preferably said with a deadpan face. Users of this word are generally extremely unfunny.

Person 1: I cannot go through with this engagement, you are slowly killing yourself and I am breaking up with you

Person 2: Thats a hootenberry

Hootenberry by DestinyandDana August 10, 2021

Hootent 

Noun: Marijuana, weed, reefer, bud, or grass. This slang word for weed was originated in Lenox, Massachusetts. It has become wildly popular in boarding school life and in the suburban community.
Adjective: When one is stoned, high, ripped, blazed, or fucked up.
Verb: The act of smoking marijuana.

Noun: Let's pack a fat bowl of hootent.

Adjective: Dude, you look really hootent right now.

Verb: We hootent alot at Berkshire.

Hootent by Da Eipper Boyz April 28, 2006

hoofenhafen 

A term used to confuse those around you and can mean whatever you want it to be.

Girl1: HoofenHafen?
Girl2: Hoovenhaveeeeennnnnnnn! 🤫
Boy1: What does that mean.
Girl1: whatever you want it to mean.

hoofenhafen by RubberDuckBwoy February 21, 2019