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Someone who enjoys oral sex.
She's not very good looking, but she is a hoodfan, so that's a plus.

hoodfan by JackieJeremies March 13, 2009
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hoodwanked 

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.
A hoodman is often found in Toronto, Calgary, Edmonton and London UK. These "hoodmans" are people who act hard, like they're the sh*t, thinking they are like Polo G or Lil Baby or T Jay, the list goes on... acting hard makes a fool of them yet some people still are scared of them.
You're talking like a "hoodmans" bro
Look over there, there's a group of hoodmen/hoodmans.
hoodman by r0gg1k January 14, 2021

hoodlander 

A wanna be gangster that smokes weed in the school bus stops;

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.
Did you see that hoodlander? He's a straight a student that's a wanna be gangsta
hoodlander by MistaM. January 6, 2015

The Hoodlands 

What white rich teenagers of The Woodlands who were born and raised in 'the streets of Grogan's point' call their city.

An infestation of 'straight up gangster' privileged teenagers in the Woodlands.

The Woodlands becomes The Hoodlands when rich parents living in The Woodlands buy their son a cadilac escalade so he may look 'fly' and like a 'straight up G'

a Wangstas name for his town when he wants to look ghetto like the black/mexican Gangsters on TV
"yo man - lets meet up at market street. shitz goin down tonight"

White boy 1: sup ma nigg whats crackin?
White boy 2: yo man, my dad just bought me another ferrari
White boy 1: ohh for realz?? we gots to roll in dat thing tonight, and show it off in the Hoodlands
1.The ugly version of a perfect woman..

2.Not date-a-ble because of your body shape..

Ie: a nice way to say your not attractive.
Pat says to her homie "jay am I ugly?"

Jay: "na girl ... you just. < ...pause>...girl
You "HOODFINE"!
HoodFine by Asheir2theC February 20, 2020

hoodlands 

hardcore name for the woodlands, texas - a 97% white upscale community.
yo nigga u been to the hoodlands, its pretty bad ass.
hoodlands by hardcorenigger May 11, 2007
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