hoodwank
While Andrew was lifting weights in school one day, Michael came up from behind him and hoodwanked him numerous times.
hoodwank by andy and kara March 5, 2006
Words you can keep
Hoofwanking Bunglecunt
A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".
Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
Hoofwanking Bunglecunt by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016
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hoodwanked
hoodwanked by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 18, 2016
hoodwinked
To be deceived. It actually derives from the practice of placing a hood over the head of a falcon in the Middle Ages when engaged in the sport of falconry. This was done in order to trick the falcon into believing it was nighttime, thus calming the bird down so that one could recover the prey from the bird's talons.
hoodwinked by ledzepp461 August 19, 2003
Hoofwanking Bunglecunt
these are some examples of the actions of what a Hoofwanker or Hoofwanking Bunglecunt gets up to!
Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.
Cuts to the police and the armed forces
Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.
Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.
The closing of Surestart centers.
Cutting winter fuel payments by £100
Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p
Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.
Tripling tuition fees.
Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.
Cuts to the police and the armed forces
Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.
Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.
The closing of Surestart centers.
Cutting winter fuel payments by £100
Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p
Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.
Tripling tuition fees.
Hoofwanking Bunglecunt by rogershulme February 14, 2014
Hoodwinked
A CG animated film that is seriously underrated. It is a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood but in the form of a crime scene, and is known for it's pretty good sense of storytelling and humor.
Hoodwinked by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 3, 2021
hoodwinker
hoodwinker by Batman June 10, 2004
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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