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hoobajoo 

hu-ba-ju. NOUN. 1. A Person who has the keen ability to save money, time and/or effort by manipulating (mostly incorrrectly) machinery, people and work. 2. Cheapskate 3. Jerry-rigger 4.Unpleasant Person . Other Forms verb Hoobajooing Hoobajooed, adv Hoobajooly,
"He was supposed to replace the part on the car, instead he hoobajooed it together with glue and fishing line"

"She never bought a good one she just keept hoobajooing the old one back to life"

"That guy would charge different prices for the same thing, he was a real hoobajoo"

"The factory hoobajooly ran the wires close to the flame so they could melt"
hoobajoo by John Rogosich September 8, 2008
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hoopajoo 

1. A person, thing, or situation which possesses characteristics of utter randomness and unpredictability; something undefined.

2. Any person or object, particularly a strange one, that’s name is not known by the one referring to it; like a "whatchya-call-it" or "thing-a-ma-bob."
1. -My hoopajoo of a car is really starting to bug me.
-We've gotten our selves into a real hoopajoo here.

2. -That… hoopajoo over there; could you grab it for me?
-Who’s that hoopajoo standing over there in the frilly getup.
hoopajoo by Brian Hindt May 25, 2005

Hoobajoob 

Jesus. Haven't y'all seen South Park? A Hoobajoob is a random, usually large, object.
Chef: My lord, the vistors kidnapped Cartman, and stuck a big metal Hoobajoob up his butt!
Hoobajoob by Leiko October 3, 2004
We are in a major hoopajooo right now!
hoopajooo by biiigcaaaaat March 8, 2011

hoobajoob  

A synonym for thingamajig, whatchamacallit, ka-jigger; used when the name of an entity is unknown.
He was using some kind of hoobajoob to get the job done faster.
hoobajoob by MLM for Cash January 17, 2007

Hoopajoop 

A weird, extraneously complex item.
A- What does this hoopajoop do?
B- Dude...that's a jet printer!
A- *feels stupid* Oh......
Hoopajoop by RatchetBoo September 5, 2003

hoobafoobler 

hey hoobafoobler your fat!
hoobafoobler by ryan stambaugh January 4, 2008
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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