The three hardest words to say in the English Language.
When done properly, side effects include: A seeming absence of your stomach, silence, perhaps tears, and an overwhelming joy.
October 10, 2004
A young mexican (or the like) girl who has ODed on on shrooms, 'cause she is always seen singing to inanimate objects, such as, her backpack and a map. Also, the subject of bestiality and Dora often comes up because of her questionable relationship with a purple monkey named Boots
, that wears red boots on his feet. It is also questionable, the whole thing with "Swiper
" the fox, she always wards him away. He doesn't really do anything, except throw things. Perhaps he was an ex of the appearing four-year-old.
Boots: Uh...Dora, the kids are watching. +Poke.+
Dora: What? Oh! Hola, mi amigos...
Boots: C'mon Dora, we need to go see our Dealer!
Dora: Si, chango pelon!
Boots: I'm not bald.
Dora: +Laughs.+ Come on, vamanos, everybody, let's go!
Boots: Wait, dumbass. We don't know which way to go. Especially when we're screwed up. Ask the map, ask the map!
Dora: Oh. Right. Say Map!
October 07, 2004
And so what if it isn't a real definition? You can't define them.
If my agnostic\athiestic ass worshipped something, it would most definitely be the Grateful Dead. For all you hippie-haters, I say, DAMN YOU. So what if they were stoners and whatnot? They produced some damn good music, and you'd probably agree if you'd actually listen to it.
Thank you, Jerry, for a real good time.
October 03, 2004
The legal alcohol, that kids can buy!
Go on kiddies, you know you want to.
October 06, 2004
A talking map from the kids show Dora the Explorer
. Perhaps it only talks from Dora and Boots' points of view, because they're always tripping.
I'm the map, I'm the map...
October 07, 2004
1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.
1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!"
Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends like a cunt what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.
October 02, 2004