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physically it's a semi-erect penis - as in half way there. A semi-erect penis is good for nothing. Hoobai is the term used to describe a semi-erect penis and is also used to describe someone or something that is good for nothing.
He's a fucking hoobai.
You're a hoobai
I was so hoobai'd last night that I couldn't seal the deal.
hoobai by JakeRue June 11, 2007
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She’s really pretty and has beautiful big eyes 🥵😉 very talented in dancing and very smart and kind . But is very helpful to others and she’ll always have your back no matter what ❤️💕
Omg you see that girl walk in

Yh she’s Hoorain
Hoorain by Pretty651 October 19, 2019
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Hooba Dooba

Hooba Dooba (Hoo-buh-du-buh) variable 1. A word which can be used on many occasions. For example, "She just Hooba'd my Dooba". By common sense you should know what it means. Or when you do something crazy like jump out a window. It can also be used as a random word. For example, "Well this has gotten awkward, Hooba Dooba".
2 verb. Something you say randomly
1."You know what I'd rather do? *jumps out window* HOOBA DOOBA
2."Hey, wanna Hooba my Dooba in that capsule?"
3."Ho-hoo-Hooba Dooba?"
4."Hooba Dooba. "Audience Claps"
That was amazing! Hooba Dooba
Hooba Dooba by DoomGuy21 October 21, 2017

Hooba Dooba

A commonly unused name for Jail
"AYO MARK, I JUST ESCAPED FROM TH' OL' HOOBA DOOBA!"
Hooba Dooba by firechild555 September 8, 2022

hoocaine 

The Combination of Hookers and Cocaine.
Next time Stewy T and I go out for a night on the town, we're getting some hoocaine. Its going to be lit.
hoocaine by semiproenglish September 18, 2017

Hooba Booba 

A based austrian caller on a livestream by Vaush consistently used hubba bubba instead of saying sex and because of his accent it was mistaken for Hooba Booba. Now it can describe anything based.
SZA took the Hooba Booba Pill!
Hooba Booba by Problematist June 23, 2020

Hooba hooba

Todd's way of saying hubba hubba in BoJack Horseman.
Todd: I am good at sex, hooba hooba.
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