Hoobie

A nickname for a jaunty short asian guy who works for an international life coaching company.

"I spent a delightful weekend albeit expensive with Hoobie, and that guy totally fucked with my head"

by Alex Sanders January 24, 2007

Hoobie

The deffintion of everything

That Hoobie was terrific

My Hoobie hurts

Suck my hoobie

What the hoob

by RC345 December 7, 2007

hoobie

a type of dance where you simply flail yourself about.

"lets go hoobie!"
"dude, look at how good that guy's hoobieing is"
"lets learn the hoobie"
"hoobie with me?"

by JodeJode March 12, 2009

Hoobie

chocolate covered biscuit.

"why thankyou, i would love a chocolate covered hoobie!"

by JodeJode March 12, 2009

hoobie

a person of african descent

damnn hoobies

by feleah August 29, 2003

hoobie

Slang term for vagina.

The perineum is located between the tailpipe and the hoobie.

by Vanessa Leftbehind May 31, 2004

Hoobie

1.an idiot that is prodomitally older than you and tries to connect with you like a peer.

2. a meaningless insult to the insultee (the instulter only knows what the word really means).

3. a word that can be a compliment or a insult, depending on tone.

1. Jr.(12yrs.)-- "Hi Brett, what are you playing? Can I play too? ...Are you sure that's how you do that?...When I was your age I loved this....Your the cutest thing...."
Brett (age 6): Hoobie.

Hoobie--silly, dumb, annoying, foolish
Hoobie--cool

by Hoobiegurl January 4, 2010