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Hobaid is the a old Japanese term for a type of fighting style. It is an old word that isn’t used as often in this modern generation.

Hobaid also stands for a Japanese/Afghan Kung fu fighter or even known as a monk back in the 700s
The Hobaid is here. Make it way Gaurds!
Hobaid by JapaneseGaurd February 17, 2019
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He Has serious issues, he also lights up the room with laughter but also with flames, also struggles with school and is under developed like a fuck
Hobaid is very not nice
Hobaid by JapaneseGaurd April 25, 2019
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Hobandoned 

The act of being abonded by a, your, or any ho.
She left to get some coffee 20 minutes ago, she hobandoned me.
Hobandoned by ZahnowMahne February 6, 2017
hotaids actual name is alita she is a trans Minecraft streamer from Australia she is also called the Swaggiest trans female streamer out there shes on tiktok youtube twitch and more
hotaid is my favourite streamer
hotaid by nova-coco January 21, 2022
Similar to "homina" but with more emphasis, used by a real man.. or someone with a hearing problem or speech impediment. Expressing attraction for another individual or inanimate object.
Jessica - check out that snake over there!
Krista - Hobida, hobida !
Jessica - I know, right !?
hobida by Ponyboy145 June 23, 2008

hobaiter 

someone who bait's ho's. Someone who is not good enough to get paid for sex. They have to give it away.
She is nothing but a hobaiter. She is so fat she can't get paid.
hobaiter by brinic April 23, 2012
a type of homosexual sex act in which somone puts there penis inside of there ear and lick the earwax off.
Wow Jennifer your really good at hokaido.
hokaido by hungrypenisman12121 February 23, 2017
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