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honeybad 

when a product by honeywell is working like crap
That goddammed heater by honeywell is honeybad
honeybad by gordongeko February 26, 2011
Words you can keep

Honeybadgering 

Not giving a shit. Rooted from the infamous Randall-narrated Honey Badger youtube video.
I'm honeybadgering my way through life now bitchez!
Honeybadgering by wizzzzzo January 3, 2012

Honeybag Hammer

Stuffing one's testicles into the anus of the female one is having sex with. The end result is that one's penis is in her vagina while their beanbag is in her ass.
Shannon's ass was yawning so wide that Scott was able to pull off the Honeybag Hammer move.
Honeybag Hammer by rjs246 November 3, 2007

work of art / honeybadger

A trash rocket league gamer that enjoys crying and rages all the time.
Stupid ass who screams and laughs high pitched when gaming.
A: OMG! That boy named work of art / honeybadger has no real life friends
B: Yeah he's an introvert.
C: You suck! work of art / honeybadger

Jordan: good rep

AHHAHahahHHAhah (high pitched) I just killed him
The wifi is so laggy !!! (cries uncontrollably as he slams doors and stomps the ground)
Insane yelling

honeybadger 

huhn-ee baj-er

–verb (used with or without object)

1. to not give a shit under any circumstances; to have disregard for others' perceptions or beliefs

2. to have such an insatiable desire that you're willing to overcome great odds to satisfy it, such as slapping cobras, or fighting jackals
ex: (without object) So what if we get arrested? I'm honeybadgering tonight.

ex: (with direct object) My grade in that class wouldn't change no matter what I got on the exam, so I honeybadgered it.

Honeybodied 

The act of drinking hot chocolate mixed with honey. The idea behind this is that the hot cocoa plus the warm honey heats up the body. This is done by Opal Crankshaft in the winter when she's cold. And she also does it to her ex-husband, Earl.
Opal: Hey sweetie, I feel like some coco. You want to get honeybodied?

Ed: What are you talking about? I've never heard of that.

Opal: Well, it works this way: (mixing the coco with the honey) see, they're both hot and the heat warms up the body.

Ralph M.: Hey Ed, what's going on? What's that drink?

Ed: You want some? We're getting honeybodied here.

Ralph D.: Count me in, too. I'm so cold and stiff from that workout I had today. June nearly drove me crazy!

Opal: Well, here y'all. Have some of this stuff. Its guaranteed; you'll be honeybodied in no time!
Honeybodied by Dusty's Baby Powder January 16, 2011

honeydad 

A honey dad is a gangster ass nigga who likes fucking young white males in their assholes.
Damn , Corbin is a honeydad for Nolan!
honeydad by PoppaBearBrody September 4, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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