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Honeywell 

A guy who learns at BZMU and dates the most beautiful girl there.
He is the Honeywell.
Honeywell by Haniwaa March 5, 2021
Security firm dat makes alarm systems to guard da "sweet nectar" spot between a chick's legs from tongue-lolling studs seeking out said sugar-flavored "honeycomb".
If da protective "paw" of a delectable vagina-equipped teenager always insists on chaperoning any and all dates with said "little pumpkin" dat guys take her on, there may not actually be any need for a separate "Honeywell" motion-detector-and-siren installation to monitor da actions near said "downstairs delight".
Honeywell by QuacksO February 23, 2026

hopewell middle school 

Hopewell Middle School, ga. Also known as hoe hell home of the hoes. Half the stalls donโ€™t have doors, and p.e. Teachers are pedoโ€™s. Get OSS for making a joke to someone. The teachers suck ass and none of the rules make fucking sense
โ€œSam Iโ€™m going to Hopewell Middle School next yearโ€

โ€œCommit suicide before the students force you toโ€

Lil' Hopewell 

A small, secluded, autonamous neighborhood in the Southern Dutchess County town inhabited by a group of kids who smoke lots of blunts and go to see live music. Also see: Witmo, John Sweeny, Po-Town, Hud Val.
Hot chick #1: Hey, whats going on in the area tonight? it always seems that our town is dead and there is nothing to do
Hot Chick #2:You're right. Hopewell sucks, but im sure there's somethin kickin up on the mountain in Lil' Hopewell.
Hot Chick #1: How could i forget? im sure those kids are up to something fun tonight. I love getting blunted and hanging out with them.
Lil' Hopewell by D'Animal February 3, 2005

Hopewell Icepack 

When you piss in a ziplock and freeze it. Then you put it on the head of an unsuspecting person that is asleep.
Joe: Dude did you hear that Ali got the Hopewell Icepack last night.

Jim: Yeah she slapped the hell out of Bill for it too.
Hopewell Icepack by WhoKnows13 November 14, 2011

Hopewell Middle School 

A school full of snakes, so watch out you might get bit. The teachers be smokin crack and sniffing weed. The counselors dont do nothing to benefit you, they really just there for the tea. And you donโ€™t learn anything. Period Pooh.
A student at Hopewell Middle School: โ€œso i was sitting there...barbecue saucing my titties.โ€

and i-oop
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