hondrew

The best 2 people ever!!

How cool is Hondrew

by Andy Andy andy andy ANdy August 21, 2022

handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.

by darien October 4, 2006

handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20

Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!

by FwaaBwaa January 4, 2014

Erin Handrews

The new and improved name for your hand. Thanks to the peephole incident this is a new name for your hand.

Watching college football makes me want to use my Erin Handrews.

by mosman10 October 3, 2009

handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.

by darien September 23, 2008

HANDrew

The female version of "PALMela HANDerson." The hand she uses to get herself off with.

"Looks like it's just me and you, HANDrew."
"This is my new boyfriend, HANDrew."

by Monixa January 16, 2007

Honderwerwindt

The legend of honderwerwindt states that in Grizedale forest there is a donkey, with another donkey placed atop of it upside down, with its limbs stretched out in different directions. If you see the donkey, you will be turned into a statue alike it was many years ago, or if you hear it, you will be met with the fate of larry the space guy. To avoid these tragic endings, one must either never go to Grizedale, or offer them gifts of stale bread around each statue, not assume THEIR gender, praise the lord, brush your teeth twice per day and write a poem.

Can I hear honderwerwindt?

by Doesgodknowallaboutme May 14, 2019