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the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long
The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.
handrew by darien October 4, 2006

handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20
Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!
handrew jackson by FwaaBwaa January 4, 2014

Erin Handrews 

The new and improved name for your hand. Thanks to the peephole incident this is a new name for your hand.
Watching college football makes me want to use my Erin Handrews.
Erin Handrews by mosman10 October 3, 2009
the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long
The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.
handrew by darien September 23, 2008
The female version of "PALMela HANDerson." The hand she uses to get herself off with.
"Looks like it's just me and you, HANDrew."
"This is my new boyfriend, HANDrew."
HANDrew by Monixa January 16, 2007

Honderwerwindt 

The legend of honderwerwindt states that in Grizedale forest there is a donkey, with another donkey placed atop of it upside down, with its limbs stretched out in different directions. If you see the donkey, you will be turned into a statue alike it was many years ago, or if you hear it, you will be met with the fate of larry the space guy. To avoid these tragic endings, one must either never go to Grizedale, or offer them gifts of stale bread around each statue, not assume THEIR gender, praise the lord, brush your teeth twice per day and write a poem.
Can I hear honderwerwindt?