Honderwerwindt
The legend of honderwerwindt states that in Grizedale forest there is a donkey, with another donkey placed atop of it upside down, with its limbs stretched out in different directions. If you see the donkey, you will be turned into a statue alike it was many years ago, or if you hear it, you will be met with the fate of larry the space guy. To avoid these tragic endings, one must either never go to Grizedale, or offer them gifts of stale bread around each statue, not assume THEIR gender, praise the lord, brush your teeth twice per day and write a poem.
Honderwerwindt by Doesgodknowallaboutme May 14, 2019
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