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the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long
The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.
handrew by darien October 4, 2006
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the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long
The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.
handrew by darien September 23, 2008
The female version of "PALMela HANDerson." The hand she uses to get herself off with.
"Looks like it's just me and you, HANDrew."
"This is my new boyfriend, HANDrew."
HANDrew by Monixa January 16, 2007
a very proper hand-job, almost as if it were from royalty
Dude, I know that the girl I'm taking out tonight is going to give me a handrew. She drives an Audi for crying out loud.
Handrew by Larry Gigli November 24, 2010

handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20
Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!
handrew jackson by FwaaBwaa January 4, 2014

Handrew Palmer 

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."
Handrew Palmer by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022

Handrew Jackson

A handjob that costs $20 is the Handrew Jackson.
She was low on cash, so she was giving Handrew Jackson’s at the party.
Handrew Jackson by Nirrag May 12, 2023
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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