HANDrew

The female version of "PALMela HANDerson." The hand she uses to get herself off with.

"Looks like it's just me and you, HANDrew."
"This is my new boyfriend, HANDrew."

by Monixa January 15, 2007

handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.

by darien October 04, 2006

handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.

by darien October 04, 2006

Handrew

a very proper hand-job, almost as if it were from royalty

Dude, I know that the girl I'm taking out tonight is going to give me a handrew. She drives an Audi for crying out loud.

by Larry Gigli November 22, 2010

Erin Handrews

The new and improved name for your hand. Thanks to the peephole incident this is a new name for your hand.

Watching college football makes me want to use my Erin Handrews.

by mosman10 October 04, 2009

handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20

Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!

by FwaaBwaa January 04, 2014

Handrew Palmer

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022