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the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long
The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.
handrew by darien September 23, 2008
The female version of "PALMela HANDerson." The hand she uses to get herself off with.
"Looks like it's just me and you, HANDrew."
"This is my new boyfriend, HANDrew."
HANDrew by Monixa January 16, 2007
a very proper hand-job, almost as if it were from royalty
Dude, I know that the girl I'm taking out tonight is going to give me a handrew. She drives an Audi for crying out loud.
Handrew by Larry Gigli November 24, 2010

handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20
Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!
handrew jackson by FwaaBwaa January 4, 2014

Handrew Palmer 

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."
Handrew Palmer by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022

Handrew Jackson

A handjob that costs $20 is the Handrew Jackson.
She was low on cash, so she was giving Handrew Jackson’s at the party.
Handrew Jackson by Nirrag May 12, 2023
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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