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honckey by Ashley padesnski April 2, 2021
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Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.
Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!
Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

Buke Hockey

Buke Hockey, pronounced Bukkake, is a Team-Building strategy that focuses on increasing Organizational Management and Leadership. Similar to Six Sigma, Buke Hockey is rapidly expanding into Corporate practice around the world and is being introduced at the University level for Business students.
Buke Hockey Principle I: "There is no "I" in team, but there will be team in eye"

Buke Hockey Principle II: "Less me, more we"

Buke Hockey Principle III: "Individually we are one drop, together we are an ocean"
Buke Hockey by Blackhawk Down June 14, 2013

honkey ass 

Man the girl over there has a honkey ass
honkey ass by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009

Hockey Mask Time 

When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.
Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.
Hockey Mask Time by R.P.M June 15, 2019

honkeymoon 

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.
Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.
honkeymoon by #1ABF December 5, 2014
A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.
Hockey is pretty fun to watch.
Hockey by Mr. Zimpy June 21, 2010
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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