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homolester 

homolester (ho mo les ter) NOUN. A person who enjoys bothering homosexuals.
Me- Why did you yell "faggot" at Mark?

Todd- Because I hate him.

Me- What did he ever do to you?

Todd- Nothing.

Me- So why bug him?

Todd- Because he's a queer.

Me- How do you even know?

Todd- I heard him on the phone with his boyfriend.

Me- Quit being such a homolester.
homolester by Maxhole June 20, 2009

homometer 

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar
like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!
homometer by mcha June 6, 2007

homocluster 

A cluster of homosexuals. Like an orgy but not.
Dude that party last night was a homocluster..
homocluster by ty mother fuckin scott September 19, 2007

homostern 

a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure homosexuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them
p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now

Homoheterosia 

The act of turning someone gay and or straight by means of physical contact.
Adam: man I don't know how I feel about my sexuality. After spending a day with Ally, I'm starting to question.

John: Dude! Don't you know Ally has some serious HOMOHETEROSIA!
Homoheterosia by Obiwandakotyy November 22, 2015
someone who evokes both the qualities of a homie and a gangster. one's friend.
a) a friend who is gangstafabulous
b) a gangsta that is your friend

also: homesta
Not only is she a gangsta, but she's my homie; which makes her my homester.
homester by myshell March 30, 2006

Homomastercest 

The act of cloning ones self, then having sexual intercourse with the resulting product of ones own self image
Jeff: "Hey Ben, what did you do last night?"
Ben: "I got bored playing WOW and decided to have a good ol' session of homomastercest."
Homomastercest by Ida Heaux June 10, 2010
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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