homolester

homolester (ho mo les ter) NOUN. A person who enjoys bothering homosexuals.

Me- Why did you yell "faggot" at Mark?

Todd- Because I hate him.

Me- What did he ever do to you?

Todd- Nothing.

Me- So why bug him?

Todd- Because he's a queer.

Me- How do you even know?

Todd- I heard him on the phone with his boyfriend.

Me- Quit being such a homolester.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

homometer

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

by mcha June 6, 2007

homocluster

A cluster of homosexuals. Like an orgy but not.

Dude that party last night was a homocluster..

by ty mother fuckin scott September 19, 2007

homostern

a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure homosexuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them

p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now

by the great butler May 4, 2009

Homoheterosia

The act of turning someone gay and or straight by means of physical contact.

Adam: man I don't know how I feel about my sexuality. After spending a day with Ally, I'm starting to question.

John: Dude! Don't you know Ally has some serious HOMOHETEROSIA!

by Obiwandakotyy November 22, 2015

homester

someone who evokes both the qualities of a homie and a gangster. one's friend.
a) a friend who is gangstafabulous
b) a gangsta that is your friend

also: homesta

Not only is she a gangsta, but she's my homie; which makes her my homester.

by myshell March 30, 2006

Homomastercest

The act of cloning ones self, then having sexual intercourse with the resulting product of ones own self image

Jeff: "Hey Ben, what did you do last night?"
Ben: "I got bored playing WOW and decided to have a good ol' session of homomastercest."

by Ida Heaux June 10, 2010