Homohetero

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A straight guy who acts very gay. Will often be mistaken for a homo, but only ever goes for the puss.

Man1: Did you you see Henry dancing around to One Direction earlier, what a bender, he's so gay.

Man2: You know he has a gf right? He's so straight.

Man1: So he's homohetero?

Man2: Something like that.

Homohetero by MrJ0109 December 9, 2012

homometer

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

homometer by mcha June 6, 2007

Related Words

Homohetero • homoheterosexual • Homoheterosia • homohetrophobia • homo-hetereo • hometerosexual • homometer • hometero • Homohetramosaurus • homometro

Homoheterosia

The act of turning someone gay and or straight by means of physical contact.

Adam: man I don't know how I feel about my sexuality. After spending a day with Ally, I'm starting to question.

John: Dude! Don't you know Ally has some serious HOMOHETEROSIA!

Homoheterosia by Obiwandakotyy November 22, 2015

homometer

measure of gayness in a situation or person

He walked in and the homometer jumped

homometer by Brian blake November 18, 2003

homoheterosexual

a male gender reassigned to female who dates men
Antonym: heterohomosexual

She homoheterosexual who dated women, but now dates men since her gender change.

homoheterosexual by The Rhodesian guy November 22, 2015

hometerosexual

A typical man, who happens to like other men, but without being a screaming queen and broadcasting it on all frequencies...
Can sometimes be confused with a metrosexual straight man Or a closeted gay man...

Coined by Alan... COPYRIGHT

Hey, did you see that boy last night at bar? he was really nice, best of, he's a hometerosexual, so it makes him even cuter...

hometerosexual by Ally151085 December 29, 2008

homometro

A male who acts incredibly homosexual, more so than a metrosexual, but is still techincally heterosexual.

Man, do you see the way that guy's walking? He must be a homometro.

homometro by Brad D. January 20, 2007

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026