homofessional
I'm a homofessional at this
homofessional by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016
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HOfessional
A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.
3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!
Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.
3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!
Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
HOfessional by MO SIL December 15, 2008
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hoefessional
A female who reaps monetary rewards by giving blowjobs, being a groupie or having sex with wealthy males.
hoefessional by Ebony Cobb September 12, 2004
HOfessional
A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.
3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!
Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.
3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!
Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
HOfessional by MoSil December 24, 2008
video hofessional
1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. Gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes
video hofessional by Rae Rae March 22, 2005
Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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