Holy Jesus 

Tyrone equivalent of jaysus

Holy Jesus, referee.

Holy Jesus by Desigol October 8, 2006

Holy Jesus on Ice Skates! 

A example of a OMG phrase

guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!

Holy Jesus on Ice Skates! by mjd15 June 23, 2010

Holy Jesus on a Stick 

Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.

See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.

"Screaming Jesus on a Stick!!"

Holy Jesus on a Stick by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004

holy jesus convention

A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.

But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.

Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!

holy jesus convention by Shelbyyyy June 19, 2006

Holy Jesus Balls 

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!

Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!

Holy Jesus Balls by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016

the holy jesus 

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus

oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus

the holy jesus by anal*smear August 21, 2008

Holy Fucking Jesus

An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.

Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!

Holy Fucking Jesus by f00dnetw0rk June 21, 2010