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hollist-whores 

Male or female members of the Hollister cult. Known to infest "upscale" malls across rural mid-america. Can be spotted by their glassey eyes, strict adherance to the hive mind's uniform code, and drool drippling down from the corner of their mouths. Do not attempt to communicate with these genetic dead ends. You will only waste your time and annoy them.
Wow, the hollist-whores are out in force tonight.
hollist-whores by ColonBoy March 30, 2006

Holy Hollitt 

An act of redemption by electrocuting oneself , i.e. After being raided by the Police for child exploitation images, Darren John Hollitt, paedophile, hard-wired himself to the mains power and removed himself from the gene pool.
"What happened to that 'Darren'?"; "Oh he did the Holy Hollitt!"
One of the most cute queer female otps of our century. They belong to the web serie Carmilla, is on youtube! The story begins when Laura's roommate disappears misteriously and instead of investigate the University give her a new roommate, which seems horribly suspicious so she decides to investigate on her own. Also Carmilla, the new roommate is hateful and Laura feels pretty upset about it. Everything changes when Carm starts helping her on her adventures and then they fall in love. Bonus: Carmilla is a vampire. You. Should. Go. Watch it. NOW. You're welcome! :3 <3
-Hollstein is so fucking cute dude! I'm freaking out!!

-Chill out... Is just a web serie...
-Shut up and go watch it. Now.
*She watches the show*
-Oh God.... Why did you fucking do this to me?!! I have no life now...
-Told ya, welcome to the big creampuff family sweetie.
Hollstein by Alysanne June 2, 2016

Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

holistic fuck 

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
holistic fuck by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021
A hollyster is a person of any age DEEPLY attracted to: Elvis, "Grease", "I Love Lucy", and the 50's - 60's in general.
An example of a hollyster is Lilo from Disney's "Lilo and Stitch"
Hollyster by Brain as Lungs January 19, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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