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One of the most cute queer female otps of our century. They belong to the web serie Carmilla, is on youtube! The story begins when Laura's roommate disappears misteriously and instead of investigate the University give her a new roommate, which seems horribly suspicious so she decides to investigate on her own. Also Carmilla, the new roommate is hateful and Laura feels pretty upset about it. Everything changes when Carm starts helping her on her adventures and then they fall in love. Bonus: Carmilla is a vampire. You. Should. Go. Watch it. NOW. You're welcome! :3 <3
-Hollstein is so fucking cute dude! I'm freaking out!!

-Chill out... Is just a web serie...
-Shut up and go watch it. Now.
*She watches the show*
-Oh God.... Why did you fucking do this to me?!! I have no life now...
-Told ya, welcome to the big creampuff family sweetie.
Hollstein by Alysanne June 2, 2016
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homestein 

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.
OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.
homestein by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Hólmsteinn 

A sad lonely man who wears a west and has a beard. Often works as a bricklayer.
look, over there is a hobo....no, its only Hólmsteinn.
Hólmsteinn by klamhundurinn July 8, 2011

Holstenring 

Infamous Housing Projects in the eastern part of Altona-Ottensen (district of Hamburg, Germany) relatively close to downtown, best known for its heavy drug trafficking.
The Neighborhood got its name from the little park in the middle of the projects that is formed like a circle wich means "Ring" in german.
Ey Digga lass mal in den Holstenring, Ott ordern!!!

Okay Bruder! Im 'Ring gibt's immer was.
Holstenring by $tarbuck February 29, 2008

Chris Helstein

That Chris Helstein tried to touch that girl in her sleep.
The stink that emanates from a drunken bowling alley manager
Dude, finish your beer so we can escape this oppressive Hochstein

Holstens 

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.
You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.
Holstens by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010