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hollist-whores 

Male or female members of the Hollister cult. Known to infest "upscale" malls across rural mid-america. Can be spotted by their glassey eyes, strict adherance to the hive mind's uniform code, and drool drippling down from the corner of their mouths. Do not attempt to communicate with these genetic dead ends. You will only waste your time and annoy them.

Wow, the hollist-whores are out in force tonight.
hollist-whores by ColonBoy March 30, 2006

Holy Hollitt 

An act of redemption by electrocuting oneself , i.e. After being raided by the Police for child exploitation images, Darren John Hollitt, paedophile, hard-wired himself to the mains power and removed himself from the gene pool.
"What happened to that 'Darren'?"; "Oh he did the Holy Hollitt!"
One of the most cute queer female otps of our century. They belong to the web serie Carmilla, is on youtube! The story begins when Laura's roommate disappears misteriously and instead of investigate the University give her a new roommate, which seems horribly suspicious so she decides to investigate on her own. Also Carmilla, the new roommate is hateful and Laura feels pretty upset about it. Everything changes when Carm starts helping her on her adventures and then they fall in love. Bonus: Carmilla is a vampire. You. Should. Go. Watch it. NOW. You're welcome! :3 <3
-Hollstein is so fucking cute dude! I'm freaking out!!

-Chill out... Is just a web serie...
-Shut up and go watch it. Now.
*She watches the show*
-Oh God.... Why did you fucking do this to me?!! I have no life now...
-Told ya, welcome to the big creampuff family sweetie.
Hollstein by Alysanne June 2, 2016

Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

holistic fuck 

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
holistic fuck by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021
A hollyster is a person of any age DEEPLY attracted to: Elvis, "Grease", "I Love Lucy", and the 50's - 60's in general.
An example of a hollyster is Lilo from Disney's "Lilo and Stitch"
Hollyster by Brain as Lungs January 19, 2013