holidud

A holiday that is so crappy and stressful you would rather be working.

I always volunteer to work on a holidud. There is no one here, not much to do and I can relax.

by benthrer March 19, 2008

Holitude

The bad attitude checkout clerks give you during the ever-lengthening holiday season.

I got MAJOR holitude from that woman at the checkout when I asked for a price check on that singing Santa ornament.

by Mike Lerley May 17, 2007

holiduh

A holiday that makes no sense to an outsider.

Why do you get drunk on St Patrick's' Day ? In Ireland we go to church. and spend the day with our families. I don't understand your holiduh.

by benthrer March 19, 2008

holidumped

To be on the receiving end of a relationship breakup just before a holiday one typically spends with loved ones, esp. Thanksgiving thru New Year's, Valentine's, or your birthday.

"What are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas this year?"
"Nothing. She holidumped me just before Thanksgiving."

by Levi5384 November 28, 2009

holidump

The nasty, painful, stinky shit one takes after a holiday feast.

Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.

by RNPS January 10, 2008

Holydude

1. A spider for the squad Anti-Scrub, in Continuum.
2. The butt of every jr5 joke, ever.

1:jr5> Holydude> hi dudes

by Jerome May 28, 2004

Holidad

A dad who only sees his child(ren) at the holidays. Only comes around enough to try and say he cares about them.

He doesn’t care about his child, he’s a holidad.

by Train27 March 5, 2019