holidump 

The nasty, painful, stinky shit one takes after a holiday feast.

Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.

holidump by RNPS January 10, 2008

holidumped 

To be on the receiving end of a relationship breakup just before a holiday one typically spends with loved ones, esp. Thanksgiving thru New Year's, Valentine's, or your birthday.

"What are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas this year?"
"Nothing. She holidumped me just before Thanksgiving."

holidumped by Levi5384 November 28, 2009

Holidupe 

To make up an imaginary holiday to take the day off from work; or, claiming to be another religion to get the day off from work.

Yeah, we can golf on Wednesday afternoon. I holiduped my boss into thinking I needed the day off because it was Nation Day in Upper Volta and my family is from there.

I'm thinking of holiduping my boss so I can take all of Passover off and go to Florida.

Holidupe by Buzzedman October 18, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008