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Hold One 

A term that refers to a males sexuality. A way of pointing out a homosexual man in a nonchalant way.
I believe Andrew sure would Hold One, just til' the swelling goes down. What a Gayrod!
Hold One by Bolduc February 10, 2009
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Hold One 

a prepositional phrase refering to ones sexual preference.(usually Homosexual).
I believe Andrew would HOLD ONE til the swelling goes down.
Hold One by andy56 February 23, 2009

Hold-One 

A store discount commonly used in extreme store offers
I need help, I am going to a "Hold-one", can you come with me?
Hold-One by La La Landy April 4, 2024

hold one's horses

Hold your horses! I will get to that in a minute.

one hold 

When answering the phone, the proper response to combine "One minute / second" and "Please hold".
Yes, I can get Mr. Smith for you, one hold please.
one hold by bidnit2 March 5, 2011

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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