Gayrod

Alex Rodriguez - variation of his common nick of "ARod". Most likely coined when his usage of lip balm looked a lot like lipstick. Came into wide usage (outside of NY) after his illegal swipe at the pitcher in Game 6 of the 2004 ALCS.

"It figures Gayrod would try to cheat"

Gayrod by mark marshall November 13, 2004

Gayrod

1: Someone who acts in such a way that it would be classified as gay.
2: Any male who dyes and perms his hair in such a way that it looks like he has pubes growing out of the top of his head.
See also: Fuckrod and Fucktard

Randy dumped his supermodel girlfriend and got a perm. What a gayrod.

Gayrod by Bob Vila March 2, 2004

Gayrod

When someone is gay

I’m not a gayrod.

Gayrod by Yellow 78768 May 24, 2018

gayrod

A fully erect dingus carried around by an extremely faggish person.

Dude, that fag just brushed me with his gayrod! Now I gotta go take a shower before I shit myself.

gayrod by Jaggo March 20, 2004

Gayrod

A typical homosexual. Usually mocking the name Jared

gay

Ew look it's a Gayrod.

Gayrod by Goldenmud1835 January 1, 2015

gayrod

a term used toward someone named jared in a joking matter.
the kid who uses this term is probably a dingus.

pass me the ball gayrod.
shut up dingus

gayrod by awest94 June 23, 2009

Gayrod Fagriguez 

A more accurate title for the player formerly referred to as "A-rod." Numerous instances of gay-ness in his years of "service" with the Yankees have prompted the name change.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear who Jeter's new lover is?"
Dude 2: "No, who?"
Dude 1: "Gayrod Fagriguez!"

Gayrod Fagriguez by Joel Conway November 15, 2005