Gayrod

Alex Rodriguez - variation of his common nick of "ARod". Most likely coined when his usage of lip balm looked a lot like lipstick. Came into wide usage (outside of NY) after his illegal swipe at the pitcher in Game 6 of the 2004 ALCS.
"It figures Gayrod would try to cheat"
by mark marshall November 13, 2004
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Gayrod

1: Someone who acts in such a way that it would be classified as gay.
2: Any male who dyes and perms his hair in such a way that it looks like he has pubes growing out of the top of his head.
See also: Fuckrod and Fucktard
Randy dumped his supermodel girlfriend and got a perm. What a gayrod.
by Bob Vila March 02, 2004
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Gayrod

When someone is gay
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Gayrod

A typical homosexual. Usually mocking the name Jared

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Ew look it's a Gayrod.
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gayrod

A fully erect dingus carried around by an extremely faggish person.
Dude, that fag just brushed me with his gayrod! Now I gotta go take a shower before I shit myself.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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gayrod

a term used toward someone named jared in a joking matter.
the kid who uses this term is probably a dingus.
pass me the ball gayrod.
shut up dingus
by awest94 June 23, 2009
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Gayrod Fagriguez

A more accurate title for the player formerly referred to as "A-rod." Numerous instances of gay-ness in his years of "service" with the Yankees have prompted the name change.
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear who Jeter's new lover is?"
Dude 2: "No, who?"
Dude 1: "Gayrod Fagriguez!"
by Joel Conway November 15, 2005
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